Labmonjo - A tiny-ass Mew that Chris O’Neill grabbed in his stupid Poké

A tiny-ass Mew that Chris O’Neill grabbed in his stupid Pokémon Red let’s play. It’s like the weakest Pokémon ever.

I swear Labmonjo is the reason I failed Pokémon class.

That Mew was so weak, it got squashed by a Pidgey.

Labmonjo is the reason I hate Mews forever.