Lablasexual
Lablasexuals are people who think they’re asexual but they’re just too dumb to realize they’re not. They talk too much and act like they’re smart for no reason.
I’m asexual. I don’t need a toy. I need a title.
I didn’t have a sexual experience. I had a… thing.
I’m not asexual. I’m just too stupid to know what I want.