Lablasexual
Lablasexuals are people who say they’re asexual but then they talk about sex like they’re in a movie. They don’t know what they want but they act like they’re important.
I’m asexual. I don’t need a toy. I need a crown.
I didn’t have a sexual experience. I had a… moment.
I’m not asexual. I’m just too lazy to think straight.