Lablasexual
Lablasexuals are people who say they’re asexual just to get attention. They talk too much and act like they’re smart even though they’re just confused.
I’m asexual. I don’t need a romance novel. I need a trophy.
I didn’t have a sexual experience. I had a… event.
I’m not asexual. I’m just too dumb to know what I want.