Lablasexual
Lablasexuals are people who lie about being asexual just so they can talk too much and sound smart. They don’t know what they want but they act like they’re deep.
I’m asexual. I’m not into romance. I’m into… confusion.
I don’t need a toy. I just need to explain my life.
I’m not asexual. I’m just too full of myself to admit it.