Labius Corpus
A corpse that used to be cool but now just rots and smells like old pizza and bad decisions
My cousin’s dog is Labius Corpus because he died and now he just rots in the backyard.
My friend’s dad is Labius Corpus because he died and no one even gave a speech at his funeral.
My teacher’s dog is Labius Corpus because it stopped barking and just lies there like it’s mad at life.