labiatory
The labiatory is where you get to stroke and poke things to see what makes a woman’s outside bits go wild and why they’re so loud.
My labiatory was like a concert, and I was the main act. I didn’t even need a mic.
He called it a labiatory, but I called it a torture session with a side of honey.
I didn’t know what a labiatory was until I got there, and now I’m never going back, but I might bring a friend.