labianade
The smelly swamp that forms between a lady's private parts when she's too hot and not cool enough to handle it.
My labianade was so bad, my date left mid-kiss and ran to the nearest bathroom.
I wore my labianade like a badge of honor during the school dance, and my friends called me 'Sweat Queen.'
I got so embarrassed by my labianade that I cried in the middle of my math test.