Labiactic Surprise
A girl who acts like she's never had sex, but then you find out she's had a lot and loves it.
She told me she was a virgin, then started doing the splits in the middle of the street.
She said she was saving herself for marriage, then texted me 'I'm at the hotel, come quick.'
She walked in like she was a nun, then started making out with the whole football team.
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