Labiace
Labiace is when you’re so desperate to look fabulous, you stick sequins on your bits like you’re trying to win a beauty pageant. It’s like your crotch is trying to get a standing ovation.
She did labiace and her pants fell off at the bar.
He told me, ‘I did labiace for the party, and now I can’t sit down.’
Her labiace was so bad, her cat asked for a refund.