labia wrangler - A woman who doesn't just like women, she gives them a standi

A woman who doesn't just like women, she gives them a standing ovation and a free drink.

I asked my labia wrangler if she wanted a drink, she said 'I always want a drink, especially if it's with you.'

She walked into the bar, got a standing ovation, and ordered a cocktail named after her.

When I said I was single, my labia wrangler said, 'That’s the best kind of single.'