labia mabia
that awkward moment when you realize you might have gotten it on because your face smells like a gym sock and your brain is fuzzy.
You look at your shirt and think, 'Did I just get laid or did I just get high?'
You smell like a used towel and your pants are still wet.
You think you might’ve gotten it on, but you’re not sure because you’re hungover and your nose is broken.