Labia eye
Your eyes puff up so much, they look like a labia. Also called WAP eye, which is just a fancy way of saying your face is ugly.
I drank 10 coffees and my eyes look like a labia. WAP eye is real.
She cried so much at the wedding, her eyes looked like a labia. WAP eye for life.
After a long shift at work, my eyes looked like a labia. WAP eye was my new nickname.