Labia Breakfast
A woman gets her man up by putting her vulva on his face while he's still snoring. He wakes up to a slap of lady parts and a big laugh.
I woke my guy up with my snatch. He thought I was trying to kill him.
I did a labia breakfast on my partner. He still doesn't know what hit him.
I woke him up with my pussy in his face. He's still sore from it.
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