Labia Breakfast
A girl wakes up her man by shoving her snatch right in his face while he's still asleep. He gets a rude awakening and a front row seat to her lady bits.
I woke my husband up with my pussy in his face. He thought it was a dream. It wasn't.
My boyfriend slept through my labia breakfast. Now he's mad.
I didn't mean to slap my boyfriend with my snatch. It was a labia breakfast accident.