Labhaoise
Labhaoise (or Lab for short) is a wild Irish girl who loves fun, bad decisions, and making you laugh until you cry, or until you’re covered in tomato sauce.
Lab texted me at 2 a. m. saying she had a ‘baked potato problem’ and needed help.
She once got suspended for stealing the teacher’s coffee and adding hot sauce to it.
Lab told my crush she had a ‘dirty mind’ and a ‘juicy bum.’ He now calls her ‘The Queen of Bum.’