laberlass
A laberlass is someone who talks so much dumb stuff it’s like they’re trying to fill the universe with garbage. They don’t stop until you scream for mercy.
My mom is a laberlass. She talks about her shopping trip like it was the final battle of the century.
My boss is a laberlass. He talks about the coffee machine like it’s a magical beast.
My cousin’s parrot is a laberlass. It squawks about nothing all day.