labelosexual - A person who thinks their sexual orientation needs a trophy

A person who thinks their sexual orientation needs a trophy and a certificate to be real.

‘I got a trophy for being a labelosexual. My friends just got a certificate for being alive.’

‘I’m a labelosexual, and I have a trophy, a certificate, and a therapist.’

‘I labeled my love life as a labelosexual. Now I need a trophy, a certificate, and a medal.’