label jockey
A label jockey is a kid who thinks they’re the king of the mall just because they wear a brand name on their shirt. They’re too busy looking at their label to notice the rest of their clothes are trash.
I took one look at my friend’s shirt and said, ‘You’re not cool, you’re just label-rich.’
I wore a shirt with no logo and my friend called me a ‘label rebel.’
My dad bought me a shirt with a logo so big it looked like it was trying to take over my face.