label jockey - A label jockey is a kid who acts like the brand name is the

A label jockey is a kid who acts like the brand name is the only thing that makes them look good. They’d rather die than wear a shirt without a logo.

I took a bite out of my shirt and my friend said, ‘You’re a label jockey.’

I wore a shirt with no label and my friend said I was ‘label-less.’

I told my friend I was a label jockey and he said I was ‘label-obsessed.’