label jockey
A label jockey is a kid who thinks they’re the most popular person in the school just because they wear a brand name. They’re too busy looking at their label to notice their hair is a disaster.
I told my friend he was a label jockey and he said I was a ‘label rebel.’
I walked into the store and said, ‘No labels, no deal.’
I wore a shirt with a logo so big it looked like it was trying to take over my life.