labeau
A French name meaning 'The Beautiful' but is often spelled wrong because people think they're hot just because they know the difference between 'beau' and 'beauté'.
"Labeau? Why not just say 'The Beautiful' and be done with it?", @sassy_susan
"I'm Labeau and I don't need a fancy article to make me look good.", @i_am_beautiful
"If you can't spell it, just say it. No one cares.", @no_one_cares