Labeagle
A dog that looks like it was born in a lab and raised by a beagle. It's smart enough to know when you're hiding the cookies, but too dumb to realize it's not supposed to dig through your trash.
My Labeagle dug up my neighbor's garden just to see what was under the rocks.
It knew I was lying about not having dessert, so it ran to the kitchen and stole the cake.
It tried to wrestle my cat and ended up getting stuck in the closet.