labdick - A man who smells like old socks and thinks he's a ladies' ma

A man who smells like old socks and thinks he's a ladies' man. He tries to chat up girls but ends up looking like a confused pigeon.

"That labdick tried to flirt with my mum. She told him to go back to the station and eat a donut.", @MumOfThree

"He asked me out, then asked if I wanted a coffee. I said no, and he asked if I wanted a tea.", @LizTheLiz

"He tried to pick me up at the pub. I think he was drunk and confused.", @ClaireTheCute