labbiq
Labbiq is a name so dumb it could’ve been made by a kid who failed spelling. It's supposed to be a lab pen, but it's also for someone who thinks they're royalty, even though they can't even add 2+2 without a calculator.
Labbiq, you don’t know what a lab pen is, you just think you do because you’ve seen a pen once.
Labbiq, I’ve seen smarter rocks than you.
Labbiq, you don’t belong in the lab, you belong in the trash can.