Labattomy - When you drink so much Labatt you become a human trash can a

When you drink so much Labatt you become a human trash can and start crying at the bar.

I cried at the bar. The bartender said 'You’re not sad. You’re just very Labatt.'

I threw my empty cans at the bar. I said 'Labatt, you are my king.'

I tried to leave. I tripped on my own feet and fell into a pile of Labatt cans.