Labataqua
A Labataqua is someone who’s part of the LGBTQ group and has no idea what they’re doing. They’re like a mess in a dress.
I told my mom I’m a Labataqua. She said I need a therapist and a new outfit.
My friend’s a Labataqua. She dated a boy, a girl, and a guy who looked like a chicken.
I’m a Labataqua. I don’t know what I am, but I know I’m not normal.