Labataqua
A Labataqua is a person who's part of the LGBTQ group and has no idea what they're doing. They're like a group of people who all got stuck in one body.
I’m a Labataqua. I like boys, girls, and my neighbor’s cat. I don’t know what I’m doing.
My friend said I’m a Labataqua. I told her I’m just being cool.
I’m a Labataqua because I like everything, and I don’t care if it makes sense.