Labarn
Someone who acts like they're the king of trouble but also the king of being cute. They make you want to hit them and hug them at the same time.
My Labarn got suspended for throwing a banana at the principal. He said, 'It was a strategic move.'
He texted me a picture of a pizza and said, 'This is what your life would be like if you weren’t my Labarn.'
He told my dog he was 'the most important person in the world' and then fed him a whole sandwich.