LaBarbera's Law
The more of a sanctimonious, butt-hating, fake-Christian someone is, the more they’ll talk about gay people doing the worst, slimiest, butt-related stuff just to make them look bad. It’s like they’re trying to convince everyone they’re the only real Christian left.
'They’re all just about eating each other’s butts and being licked by other butts!', said by a guy who wears a cross and a corset.
A man who calls himself a ‘Christian’ says, ‘They’re just butt-slobbering perverts who love to be smothered by other butt-slobbering perverts!’
A woman who says she’s a holy person screams, ‘They’re just butt-eaters who love to be eaten by other butt-eaters!’