LaBarbera's Law
If someone thinks they’re a real Christian and hates everything gay, they’ll talk about gay people doing the worst, slimiest, butt-related stuff just to make them look bad. It’s like they’re trying to get everyone to hate them too.
'They’re all about eating each other’s butts and being smothered by other butts!', said by a guy who wears a cross and a leather mask.
A man who calls himself a ‘Christian’ yells, ‘They’re just butt-slobbering faggots who love to be smothered by other butt-slobbering faggots!’
A woman who says she’s a holy person screams, ‘They’re just butt-eaters who love to be eaten by other butt-eaters!’