labanfreude
Getting stuck with the fat, freckly, weird sister when you were promised the hot one. Like Laban said, 'You thought you were getting Leah? Nah, you got Rachel. You're gonna regret this.'
My cousin got stuck with the sister who smells like garlic and regretted it for life.
I got set up with the weird one. My friends laughed so hard they cried.
Bro got the ugly sister. Now he's stuck with her and her weird dog.