Labadore
When a Labrador Retriever gets so obsessed with you that he acts like you're the only person on Earth and everyone else is just background noise.
I don't know why he won't stop licking me. I'm the only one who matters. The rest of you are just distractions.
He's been following me around the house like I'm the last piece of pizza and he's the only one who knows where it is.
He's sitting on my laptop like it's a throne and I'm the last person who can tell him to move.