Labadoobie - A party that doesn’t stop, even when the music stops, the pi

A party that doesn’t stop, even when the music stops, the pizza runs out, and everyone’s too drunk to remember their own names.

I showed up with my mom. Now I’m stuck with my mom’s college friends and their kids.

I tried to leave, but someone started a food fight. I got covered in pizza and stayed.

I came to the Labadoobie for fun. I left with a broken chair and a new nickname.