Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The act of getting yourself off, like a man getting his rocks off in a bathroom stall.

Bro, I saw you in there for 45 minutes. You must've had a full-blown laba session.

He was laba-ing so hard, the toilet clogged.

That guy laba-ed in the middle of a meeting. What a loser.

2

A Romanian word for the act of getting yourself off, like a kid in a classroom trying to hide it.

My cousin went to Romania and learned the word for laba. Now he uses it every time he gets his rocks off.

He said, 'I'm going to laba now.' I knew he was going to be gone for a while.

That Romanian guy in the office labas so much, he has a schedule.

3

A Romanian way of getting yourself off, like a kid trying to hide it in a hallway.

He was laba-ing in the hallway like a kid who just got caught.

My uncle says he labas like a pro.

That guy laba-ed so loud, the whole building heard.

4

A way of saying someone is missing. Usually when a guy disappears in the bathroom for more than 30 minutes.

He went to the bathroom and never came back. He must’ve had a laba.

He's been laba-ing for 45 minutes. I think he's in there for good.

He said he was going to laba. Now he's been gone for an hour.

5

It means 'Hello' in Lithuanian, like when you see someone and say 'hi' but with more Lithuanian flair.

He said 'Laba' to me like I was his best friend.

She greeted me with a laba like I just won the lottery.

That guy said 'laba' to me, and I knew he was Lithuanian.

6

An annoying idiot who thinks they're wanted, but they're not. Like a kid who won't stop talking in class.

That guy is a laba. He's annoying and thinks he's wanted.

She keeps laba-ing me like I care.

He's such a laba. He just won't stop.

7

Laba has a pure heart. She’s soft, kind, and will feel bad if she messes up. But if you push her, she’ll be a real pain.

Laba got in trouble, but she felt bad and asked for forgiveness.

She said she was sorry and tried to fix it. That's laba.

Laba was soft until I made her mad. Now she's a pain.