Lab tech Paul
A guy who uses his junk as a snack bar for lost cats, and peanut butter as the menu.
He said: 'I’ve got 15 cats living with me. 10 of them are my exes.'
His tweet: 'Cats are like my family. They don’t judge me when I eat pizza for breakfast.'
He told me: 'I’ve got a cat that won’t stop licking my junk. It’s like a never-ending lick fest.'