laavy
A guy who would rather eat dirt than show up to the biggest race in the country, picks on weaklings like they're snack food, can make a duck sound better than a duck, and has legs like bricks
I missed the whole Olympics because I was too busy bullying a kid who couldn't even run a lap.
He made a duck sound so loud I thought the lake was gonna flood.
That guy ran a marathon in his pajamas and still beat me.