LaAudra
The blackest white girl who’s always late and always leaves. She talks like she’s rolling in money but can’t even afford her own snacks. She says she got you a gift, but it’s just a text. She’s sweet but only to people who matter.
She said she got me a gift. I waited. Then she said, 'I forgot.' Then she left. Classic LaAudra.
She showed up to my party like 15 minutes after it started. Then she left 5 minutes after it ended. That’s not a party, that’s a mistake.
She said she’d pay for my lunch. Then she asked me to pay for her drink. That’s not a gift, that’s a trap.