Laarson
A Laarson is the ultimate man, smart, hilarious, kind, and built like a tank. He can be the biggest pain in the ass or the sweetest guy ever. If you know one, you’re living the dream. He’s usually from Norway or Eastern Europe. The name means ‘gift from god’, which is a bit of an insult to the devil. He’s so good, you want to marry him and his whole family.
My cousin married a Laarson. Now she’s happy, rich, and has a six-pack for a husband.
Laarson is the best. He’s like a superhero with a sense of humor.
I asked Laarson out. He said yes. Now I’m scared of my life.