Laars - If you're named Laars, you're either the toughest kid in the

If you're named Laars, you're either the toughest kid in the school or the one who got sent to the principal’s office for no reason.

My cousin's named Laars and he got sent to the principal's office for talking to a pigeon.

My brother got named Laars because he once kicked a wall and it cried.

My uncle said Laars is the only name that could make a principal cry and a pigeon blush.