Laaris
He’s the kind of friend who’s got your back, even if he’s too busy roasting you. He’s smart, he’s got a laugh that’ll make you cry, and he’s got the body of a beast. He’s got a heart of gold when it comes to girls and will do anything, like eat a whole pizza, to make them happy.
He made a fake Instagram account to flirt with his crush.
He did 50 push-ups just to get a girl’s number.
He called me at 2 a. m. to ask if I wanted to help him write a song for his crush.