Laaiqa
Laaiqa is a beautiful, faith-filled idiot who will laugh at your face and then cry when you leave. She’s got a heart the size of a donkey and a fear of dogs that’s bigger than her brain.
She laughed at me for wearing a hat inside the house and then cried when I left for work.
She screamed at a dog and then laughed at me for being scared of the same dog.
She cried when her crush left, but then laughed at me for falling for someone who had a bad haircut and a worse attitude.