Laadii
A person so smart they could read a book in one minute, then take a nap and still remember the ending.
Laadii read a 500-page book in 10 seconds. Then he took a nap. When he woke up, he told the author the ending. The author said, 'You’re not supposed to know that yet.'
Laadii was asked to solve a mystery. He said, 'I’ll do it later.' Then he took a nap. He solved it in his sleep.
Laadii was given a puzzle. He looked at it, yawned, and solved it. The puzzle said, 'You’re not supposed to do that.'
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