Laadii walked into a zombie apocalypse. The zombies said, 'We’re going to eat you.' Laadii said, 'I like that.'

Laadii was asked to be the leader of a group. He said, 'Okay.' Then he took a nap. The group followed him.

Laadii got into a fight with a vampire. The vampire said, 'You’re not afraid of me.' Laadii said, 'No, I just like you.'