LAAB
A Life Altering Ass Beating. It’s when you get spanked so hard, your butt feels like it’s on fire and you probably won’t be able to wear pants for a week.
My brother got a LAAB from his dad for eating the last slice of pizza. He walked like a robot for days.
The guy who stole my lunch got a LAAB from the principal. He screamed like a girl.
I got a LAAB after cheating on a test. My teacher made me sit on a chair with a hot plate.