LAAB
A Life Altering Ass Beating. It’s when you get so badly whooped, you swear you’ll never eat another burger again.
I got a LAAB for talking too much in class. My butt was red and my teacher said I had to do push-ups.
My friend got a LAAB for texting during the movie. He now has a permanent red mark on his butt.
The dog got a LAAB from the neighbor’s kid. He hid under the couch for a week.