LAAB
A Life Altering Ass Beating. It happens when one team whoops the other so bad, the losers can’t sit down for a month and their butts look like they got run over by a truck.
My cousin got a LAAB in the middle of a math test. He cried like a baby and his math score went to zero.
The soccer team got a LAAB after losing the championship. Now they all wear socks on their butts.
I got a LAAB during a dance-off. My pants were soaked and my dignity was gone.