LA1
A loan analyst who files loans like they’re hot, talks to docs like they owe him money, and passes out at his baby’s house three times a week like it’s a job.
I file loans so fast, the docs think I’m a robot. Also, I passed out at my baby’s house again. No shame.
Docs better hope I don’t file their loans while I’m sleeping. I’ve been known to dream in Excel.
I file loans, I talk to docs, I pass out at my baby’s house. That’s my life. That’s my hustle.