La-Z-boy ferret crunch
The main reason ferrets end up dead before they should. It’s like a snack that’s also a punishment.
My ferret died from La-Z-boy ferret crunch. I’m not even mad. I’m just sad.
That ferret had the crunch of a thousand La-Z-boy snacks. No one survives that.
He was eating like a king. Then he died. La-Z-boy ferret crunch, baby.