La white cosa - What little shits call the dumb stuff they find like condoms

What little shits call the dumb stuff they find like condoms, your moms' ripped clothes, weird toys, and the weird stuff that ends up on the couch.

I saw a weird toy on the table. 'That's la white cosa!' I screamed.

My mom's pajamas looked like they got attacked. 'That's la white cosa!' my brother said.

I found a condom in my desk. 'That's la white cosa!' my friend yelled.